Night Music: James Gang, “Walk Away”

The James Gang did not rank that high on my teenaged chart. Much lower than Bachman Turner Overdrive, for instance.

But this song is great, and today I was in a store where Hotel California was playing and–given our recent excursion into Don Henleyland–I was reminded how Joe Walsh turned the Eagles into a real rock band. Before Joe they were revivalists, or soft sellers, pretty much.

I have no idea why the James Gang seemed to my teenaged brain a product of the machine more than all the other products of the machine I embraced. I know now that Joe Walsh is one of the most significant guitarists of our time.

This is a fine song, done by a bunch of boys who know where their hearts are. Seems to me you can’t beat that.

Breakfast Blend: I Want You

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Booker T and the MGs made a record covering all of Abbey Road, all in good fun and presumably economic bounty, just months after the Beatles album came out. McLemore Avenue is the location of the Stax studios in Memphis.

Plus another cover of a song with half the same name, not so surprising, but also from the early 70s. Greetings from Asbury Park.

New Contest

I’ve decided the Beatles were definitely best off breaking up when they did, lest they did themselves further damage.

What would the Beatles be today? My best guess is that McCartney would’ve found a way to secure all the rights and the other three would’ve quit long ago (Lennon first).

Current Beatles lineup:

Paul McCartney – Bass, vocals
Adam Levine – Guitar, vocals
Slash – Guitar
Phil Collins – Drums, vocals

Give me your best guess at the Beatles in 2014.

No prize, because I’m guessing there will be two more entries max.

Night Music: The Beatles, “The Ballad of John and Yoko”

I’m moved to defend this one by my Remnant compatriot Gene, who ripped it a new one earlier today.

I think Gene is totally wrong. This is the last song credited to the Beatles to attain No. 1. It is a reminder that celebrity had a lot to do with the band’s dissolution, as did Yoko and Linda.

Whatever. I love this song, an early pop song about how being a pop star isn’t always excellent. That’s meta, but prescient, too. And it bops and hops away.

I guess if you hate Yoko this tune is a challenge, but in the history of the Beatles this is the final stab at collective myth making. And that myth making was from the heart.

Only the world was watching.

Worst Beatles Song Ever

Mentioned a post or two ago that my friend got a big box of CDs at a yard sale and I got second dibs. Three of the CDs I got were later Beatles – Past Masters Volume Two, Sgt. Pepper’s and Abbey Road.

Somehow I’ve sheltered myself from the late Beatles all my life, except for the radio stuff, which covers a lot of it. But on my long drive to and from seeing my kids a couple weekends ago, I listened to these albums.

My blasphemous quick take on the late Beatles:

Lennon: Doing all kinds of envelope-pushing stuff. Some works, some doesn’t.

McCartney: Writing either meaningless pop ditties or overly maudlin tales of woe. No wonder Lennon was pulling his hair out trying to exist with this guy at this point.

Harrison – Diddling on the sitar every third song. In between, some quite cool stuff.

Ringo – Belting out sincere-sounding pop ditties in his wonderful so-different-from-the-others voice which truly sound good to me amidst the rest of this.

Then I heard “I Want You (She’s So Heavy).” I may have heard this somewhere along the line before, but not often.

It’s awful. And I’m both ignorant and confused. Is this Lennon’s answer to Zeppelin? Both Abbey and the first Zep arrived in 1969, but, even if Abbey was first, that doesn’t mean Lennon didn’t already have the buzz on Zep. Maybe my thought is preposterous and stupid.

Anyway, the Beatles aren’t equipped for heavy. The guitars aren’t heavy. The drums aren’t heavy (and I love Ringo in his element). The song is boring and NEVER WANTS TO END.

Perhaps I’ll follow this up by why I think Sgt. Pepper’s is not only not the best album ever, it isn’t even a real good Beatles album.

Perhaps I’ll push the seven readers we have on this blog to persuade Mike Salfino to come back for a few “Nothing Will Ever Beat The Beatles” articles (which, from what I’ve heard, had as much readership as anything around here ever).

Thank you and good night.

Night Music: Johnny Nash, “I Can See Clearly Now”

I was walking through the local park on Saturday, and near Lakeside, the new skating rink, there were two bedreaded young guys working on acrobatic dance moves. These involved slow motion tips into hand stands, slowly rotating feet above their muscularly balanced arms, and easy dismounts into cagey ready poses, all with massive dreadlocks working as a counterbalance and a flourish, depending on the move. One of the two men was clearly the teacher, the other clearly the grasshopper, but their confidence together was collaborative, as was the roots reggae that issued from the little boom box they had set up nearby.

I was reminded of the demonstrations of capoeira, the Brazilian martial arts discipline that used to be performed between acts at SOB’s, the great dance club at the corner of Houston and Varick, still today, even as it was in the early 80s.

Which got me to thinking about how I learned of reggae music, which led to this song. The Beatles are given a lot of credit for Obladi-oblahda, which does have a character named Desmond and in retrospect is fairly ska-like. But for those of us who didn’t know Desmond Dekker’s music at the time, the song seemed like more of the British vaudeville era than something exotic and international. I’ve read that Three Dog Night had a hit covering the Maytone’s Black and White in 1972 as well, but I don’t remember that. For me it was I Can See Clearly Now, which with it’s clean sound and intoxicating beat lit up the radio that year.

It was a thing that this tune used the Jamaican sounds and rhythm, and they were glorious.

The next year my friends and I went to the movies in Port Jefferson to see The Harder They Come, the first feature film made in Jamaica, and not long after that Clapton’s cover of Marley’s I Shot The Sheriff grabbed the same sonic space as I Can See Clearly Now. Infectious rhythm and clean open sound, with spare declarative vocals, but by that point, new sounds started to bubble up. Most importantly and immediately Marley, but that was just the start that closed out the days before we knew reggae.

PHOTO: Macauley Culkin wearing…

a shirt with a picture of Ryan Gosling wearing a shirt with a picture of Macauley Culkin on it.

Culkin is in a band called Pizza Underground, which plays versions of Velvet Underground songs with the lyrics rewritten so they’re about pizza. Papa John Says, I’m Waiting (for a slice), you get the idea.

Here’s a video of their first show. I believe they served pizza to all in attendance.

But that’s old news (last December). Today this picture came out. Do I need to describe it? Funny.

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Breakfast Blend: The Customer Is Always Wrong

Neil Young with Crazy Horse has a hard time with products.

The Modern Lovers have a car that isn’t going all Roadrunner.

And Devo knows what you want.

Night Music: Neil Young and Pearl Jam, “I’m The Ocean”

I was playing a Neil Young greatest hits album yesterday, since that’s what came up first from my streaming service while I was prepping dinner. Great song after great song, none of them really hits since they were all seven minutes long, but all played a million times on the radio and on turntables across America back in the day. When I was in college my go to paper-typing album was Everybody Knows This is Nowhere, because there was close to 20 uninterrupted minutes on each side. The only other disk with so much music was Dylan’s Blood On the Tracks.

But listening to all those songs again, and you know which ones they are, reminded me that Young has released albums and box sets and live discs with those same songs over and over, and yet has continued to make original and vital music up to the present day, too. That’s vital as long as you remember his riposte to someone shouting a request for a tune captured on one of those live albums. Shouter: Play “one of those songs.” Young: Don’t worry. It’s all the same song.

In 1996, Young made an album with Pearl Jam. They went into the studio and bashed this thing out in a few days. It’s a sonic mess, called Mirror Ball, and there are some forgettable tunes/jams, and some that stretch their neck and stand out. I’m the Ocean is one of those, a typical cascade of hippie dippy associations over a churning maelstrom of noises. It requires volume to make sense, and when you find the piano in the bottom, battling with the guitars, you’ve got it loud enough.

I never got Pearl Jam. They always sounded leaden to me on record, but when I finally saw them live (on Saturday Night Live) I started to understand. They weren’t as deadly serious as Eddie Vedder made them sound. Neil Young can sound pretty serious too, he’s the Ocean after all, but you can also be pretty confident that he understands that the joke is in his hand.

It’s Pedophilia Time!

Not sure how I managed to never see this until now, but it came up in the youtube fly eye after the Slade concluded.

Young(er – he was already up there when he hit the big-time) Mr. Glitter looks like the spawn of Brian Johnson from AC/DC and Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.

This is about as fun as creepy gets.