a shirt with a picture of Ryan Gosling wearing a shirt with a picture of Macauley Culkin on it.
Culkin is in a band called Pizza Underground, which plays versions of Velvet Underground songs with the lyrics rewritten so they’re about pizza. Papa John Says, I’m Waiting (for a slice), you get the idea.
Here’s a video of their first show. I believe they served pizza to all in attendance.
But that’s old news (last December). Today this picture came out. Do I need to describe it? Funny.
Seven, seven, I ate seven slices
Crust is thick, shiny greasy toppings
Lick the cheese, in heat not sprinkled lightly
Come on sauce, now bleed for me.
Shit, the best song about pizza was written years ago and Macauley, you smack-shootin’ dope, you probably don’t even know it. (Your acting sucked in “Home Alone” as did the whole movie.)
Epic. Is there anything more pretentious than a song whose lyrics don’t start until two minutes in?
You put your life in serious danger when you ridicule “Dudes” around here.
I laugh at danger.