PHOTO: Macauley Culkin wearing…

a shirt with a picture of Ryan Gosling wearing a shirt with a picture of Macauley Culkin on it.

Culkin is in a band called Pizza Underground, which plays versions of Velvet Underground songs with the lyrics rewritten so they’re about pizza. Papa John Says, I’m Waiting (for a slice), you get the idea.

Here’s a video of their first show. I believe they served pizza to all in attendance.

But that’s old news (last December). Today this picture came out. Do I need to describe it? Funny.

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LINK: Please Don’t Bury My Soul

Screenshot 2014-04-28 10.42.28John Jeremiah Sullivan wrote a long story for the New York Times Magazine published April 13 of this year, called the Ballad of Geeshie and Elvie, about looking for two women who recorded a handful of songs in 1931 (or maybe 1930) that still resonate today, but whose biographies have been lost. Sullivan first learned about them in Terry Zwigoff’s documentary about blues enthusiast and cartoonist, R. Crumb.

It is an oddly shaped bit of writing, partly because it starts out describing a void (the missing women), then floats through the world of serious blues enthusiasts, before actually getting into the actual story. These researchers have scoured the planet for old 78 recordings, and traveled from town to town trying to document the lives of the musicians who played this music locally but never came to national attention.

One unlikely hero in the story is Paramount Records, a large record company which was run by business folks, not enthusiasts. Untethered from aesthetic judgment, Paramount cut a wide swath through the south, recording everyone they could get their hands on, thus creating a sizeable library of the sounds of the time that would otherwise have been lost. It was in this sweep that they found Geeshie and Elvie, two blues guitar playing singers, and brought them to a recording studio outside of Milwaukee for their only recording session every.

Using material from perhaps our most tireless blues researcher, Mack McCormick, and aided by a young woman named Caitlin Rose Love, who hoped to spend her days working with McCormick, but didn’t, Sullivan gives shape to a vast and ungainly subculture, the art that spawned it, and some very particular stories about the blues life, the South and the ways history is filtered, found and sometimes lost.

You can play the music while reading the piece, but here’s Geeshie Wiley’s amazing Last Kind Words Blues.

Death Metal Cat Photos!

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Some time ago we linked to a fantastic story about death metal that ran at Slate, and now Slate’s photo blog has a post about a photographer, Alexandra Crockett, who has taken a lot of pictures of death metal musicians and their cats. Her new book is called Metal Cats.

It’s the No. 1 bestseller right now in the Heavy Metal category.

Don’t Give Up Your Day Job, Cousin Sleaze!

Or maybe you should, Christopher Inserra.

Inserra say he was hurt on the job as a Port Authority cop a couple of years ago. He spent time on disability leave, drawing his $90K salary and $30K of disability payments, even after he was healthy. Even after he went touring with his hardcore band, Cousin Sleaze, during which, the judge said, “you repeatedly gripped the microphone and jumped around the stage while flailing your right arm in a rapid back-and-forth motion.”

The NY Post has the whole story about Inserra’s guilty plea. Enjoy the video, which was shot in my neighborhood in Brooklyn and doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

 

LINK: KISSterman!

Screenshot 2014-04-09 14.41.29On Grantland, Chuck Klosterman goes long on KISS, who enter the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame tomorrow night.

Chuck says no band enters the Hall with less critical appreciation, or maybe even actual listening, than any other band. But he loves them.

Klosterman mentions an early Nirvana cover of the Kiss song Do You Love Me. Here’s the clip. Nirvana is enshrined tomorrow, too.

Gaming Spotify.

A band needed money to tour. Which makes sense, since album sales are nothing. And touring costs money.

They made an album of short songs with no noise, called it Sleepify, and posted it on Spotify. Then had friends of the band play the record over and over. Repeat and repeat. Slowly, the royalty rate added up to a full tank of gas. Now that’s rock.

Brilliant, and unsustainable. Have a great time on the road.

LINK: My Husband’s Stupid Record Collection

Screenshot 2014-03-18 17.09.21A wife decides for some reason (I haven’t gotten to the beginning yet to learn why) to listen to all the albums in her record fan husband’s record collection and “review” them in a Tumblr called My Husband’s Stupid Record Collection. Her style is kind of cute, kind of cloying, sometimes funny, like the picture here. I don’t have an opinion yet.

She’s just started reviewing the Bs, and that led to a review of the B52’s eponymous debut elpee. She’d never heard Dance This Mess Around and is suitably impressed.

Her husband sometimes makes comments. He’s clearly a cool guy who seems unphased by explaining why he has free jazz in his record collection. He also recommended this cover of Rock Lobster by deadhorse, which was never released on vinyl so it’s okay to listen on YouTube:

What Is Hip?

I’m not sure Tower of Power included the question mark, but I guess we’ll find out soon enough. (Clip is from 1976 live album, with question mark.)

A website devoted to data with the uneuphonious name of Pricenomics devised a way to discover which bands are the best hipster bands, by plotting their ratings on Pitchfork (high is cool) and their Facebook likes (high is uncool). It will surprise no one that Vampire Weekend straddles the divide between pop and hip.

Follow the link to find out which bands are the hippest and those too pop to matter.

What is definitely not hip at this point, if it ever was, is Tower of Power. But they can play.

Link: A Fun Read About Black Metal


Black Metal: Evolution of the Cult is a new book about the rock that worships Satan, or is cold as ice, or screams.

Michael Robbins writes a fun review of the book that is also a history and survey of the scene. The hed, “I never personally said I invented the death grunt,” is a quote from a real live rocker.