BREAKING NEWS: Rick Springfield’s Butt on Trial

Screenshot 2015-01-19 09.05.10A woman in upstate New York is suing heartthrob Rick Springfield for the third time, claiming that during a concert he went into the audience, swung his butt around and knocked her unconscious.

This picture is a shot the woman took moments before the allegedly debilitating injury took place.

The two previous trials ended up with no decisions.

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