Among the litany of puns fostered by auctioneer Brian Feldman during Sunday’s NL Tout Wars auction, came the inevitable “Panik Attack” that follows Giants second sacker Joe Panik.
Never satisfied with just one pun, my brain went after a trade possibility to the Tigers, meaning the results would be “Panik in Detroit.”
So, now that I am safely back home in Berkeley, we can honor Bowie, Panik, and a great Tout weekend.
A splendid time was indeed guaranteed for all. Swear.